Marc, Septembro 2, 2008

Girlfriend Experience. These two words frustrate me to no end and they have been frustrating me even further since the agency started advertising it as one of my services. Now in some cases the girlfriend experience can be something fun. There is cuddling involved and I do love a good cuddle, and there are conversations, sometimes awkward and sometimes not, and every so often there may even be paying dates or gifts. In these situations the girlfriend experience is a chance to fulfill needs that are not just sexual in nature. For example, one client this afternoon expressed to me that he wished he could have me for his girlfriend. In response all I had to say was that for the remainder of our time I was just that. None of it is true, all of it being one big cooperative illusion, but it would require a very frigid heart not to see the obvious appeal. Once the Hobo Stripper told me that it does not matter if the experience is not genuine, because sometimes the illusion is important enough to become genuine in its own right. I have to say that I agree and that the illusion is something which I appreciate providing for most of those whom make the request. I mean I have never wanted to be the cold-fuck girl who may as well be a corpse in thigh-high stockings.

But in other cases the phrase implies something far less romantic. For some clients those two words state that the provider will provide what only girlfriends - and very serious girlfriends at that - tend to offer these days. Sex without the latex barriers that keep providers and their clients in good health may seem like a small deal to some people out there but when a woman is fucking anywhere between three and eight men every day and most of these men are strangers every time? The numbers add up and her chances of becoming some sort of health code statistic go up with them. So when my agent and handler advertise me as someone who is providing the girlfriend experience I never know what it is that I am going to get: someone with personal sensitivities and needs who is looking for an intimate experience in addition to an awesome fuck, or some reckless gentleman who is going to leave the hotel awash in crushing disappointment.